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2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

(Source: mermeme, via fake-mermaid)

caroispimpin:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

👏👏

(via dehaandjob)

"My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."

- My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)

(Source: lule-bell, via fake-mermaid)

monobeartheater:

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE

(Source: rneerkat, via fake-mermaid)

d0nn0:

Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun?

Me:

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(via trust)

bludgertothehead:

but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it 

(Source: fantastcbeasts, via trust)

67-kaz2y5:

I could be a billionaire and I’d still illegally download music  

(via fake-mermaid)

lmaopost:

When you call your mom back after she called you 5 times

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