take a chill pill, your honor
Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
- My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)
im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions
IS THIS REAL.
LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE
but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it
I could be a billionaire and I’d still illegally download music