"you’re too cute to be single!"
then date me
i saw hell with my own eyes
contrary to popular belief, vincent van gogh actually cut his ear off so he could not hear the haters
and i approve this text post
*steals ur credit card*
hasta la visa
i get frustrated when i dont get a joke that has like 200k notes like what is it that 200,000 people understand that i dont
those tumblr users that everyone else loves but you can’t stand
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.