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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via ruinedchildhood)

fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

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foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

(via automatically)

spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

(via trust)

"Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say fuck it."

- Johnny Knoxville  (via cultivate-solitude)

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can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

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sexualremarks:

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD

(via yoouu-nique)

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag, via trust)

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